All About Jazz

Hi, I'm Jazz, the owner of this Neocities site. If you want to get to know me more and check out some other cool stuff that doesn't really fit elsewhere on my site, have a read and scroll down.

Stuff I like

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● Little things, and finding or noticing them. Like the cooling breeze on a warm day
● Sleeping in and taking daytime naps
● Days where I have no obligations, and I can do anything I want
● The feeling when my house is finally clean
● Going down a nostalgia hole and feeling like I am a little kid again
● Feeling totally at home being myself with my partner :)

Stuff I dislike

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● The word "anyways" and “youse”. The first one feels very American and the second one is very bogan-Australian
● People online who act like America is the only place that exists
● People who comment negative stuff about how you look, or give backhanded compliments
● When people are rude for no reason at all online. How hard is it just to be nice to the person behind the screen?

Myspace Quiz

1. What is your name? Jazz. It's not my real name, just a nickname derived from my real name, but it's close enough

2. What color shirt are you wearing now? Navy blue with a little cartoon on it

3. What are you listening to right now? My girlfriend as she browses reels on Instagram

4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? Not telling haha! My childhood phone numbers last 2 digits were 54

5. What was the last thing you ate? A little piece of "Inch Licorice"

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? A nice shade of blue :) maybe a baby blue or teal blue

7. How is the weather right now? Really good. Blue skies today with a bit of cloud. The sunset was lovely and golden. Much better than the severe storms we had recently which blew a bunch of trees down

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? A client's mum I will be seeing tomorrow

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Their hair lol, I am trained to look at hair

10. Favorite Food? Watermelon!

11. Favorite Drink? Water. Iced tea, fruit juices, and thick shakes are also good

12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? I don't really drink, but when I feel like it on a hot Summer day, a beer is nice

13. Favorite place to shop? Meeq or MOOII for their cool Jellycat toys

14. Hair color: Light brown

15. Eye Color: Green with a few other colours mixed in

16. Do you wear contacts? Nope

17. What did you do today? Not much. I feel so lethargic. I had a nap, and my girlfriend and I went on a drive so she could play Pokémon Go

18. Favorite month? Probably March. Summer is over and Autumn has arrived, which means the tourists go home. The weather is still amazing

19. Favorite Fast Food? Hmm, anything delicious and vegan I can get my hands on. I LOVE a good vegan cheese burger

20. Last Movie you Watched? Happy Feet hehe

21. Favorite Day of the Year? No idea... maybe Christmas? Probably. You get to see family and eat good food

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Lol yes, most of the time

23. Summer or Winter? Winter :) I would have said summer as a kid but I don't cope well with hot weather now

24. Hugs or Kisses? Depends on who it's from, but probably hugs :)

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, unless we are talking about ice cream or milkshakes

26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Feel free to do this quiz too and put it on your Neocities page!

27. Who is most likely to respond? N/A

28. Who is least likely to respond? N/A

29. What books are you reading? Nothing rn. I am slowly getting through the audiobook of Call Me By Your Name

30. Favorite TV Show? This is tricky. Of all time, it's probably Six Feet Under

31. What's on your mouse pad? Really cool artwork by an artist I like

32. Favorite board game? Monopoly, and Upwords. Monopoly is fun until it's not

33. What did you do last night? I went to an all you can eat Asian restaurant with my family :) my step-sister is off to the Navy so we had a dinner there for her

34. Favorite Author? I don't have one

35. Who inspires you? My mum

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Buttered, then salted, but never plain!

37. Dogs or cats? Both are great but I gravitate towards dogs more

38. Favorite Flower? Hmm.. bluebells

39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.? Usually pee and then go back to sleep

40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school? We don't have middle school here in Australia, but I do sometimes talk to people I went to school with

41. What's on your desk? Dust and not much else

42. Rock Concert or symphony? Rock concert

43. Play or Opera? Play

44. Have you ever fired a gun? I have. A slug gun that my dad owned

45. Do you like to travel by plane? I like the view out of the plane, and I like arriving at the destination. Otherwise, I am not a huge fan of it. Takes too long, it’s physically uncomfortable, I'm breathing in everyone else's air, including their farts

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right-handed

47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? Chunky

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? One

49. City and State you were born? I was born in Victoria in Australia

50. Ever hitchhiked? Kind of. I was playing Pokémon Go and a random guy who also claimed to play gave me a lift back to my car. It was dark at night time lol and it worked out

Future stuff I want to add to this page

● A proper blurb about me
● Some of my photos. Or maybe I'll pop that on the Media page?
● More Myspace quizzes
● List of words that I like the sound of, such as "Cake"
● Fun facts about me
● Fun facts about stuff I like
● I need to think of more stuff!

Virtual Pets

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This is my cute bat Echo.

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Flash Stuff

Books and Films I studied in high school

I have this weird thing where I like to remember everything I've read and watched in my life, and so I don't forget, here's a list of what I do remember. To preface this, I only wanted to watch and study the Disney movie Holes. The classes a year or two below me got to study Holes, which was my favourite movie, and one I could watch over and over and still love. Plus, I was very rigid around what I watched and read when I was a teenager. If I was forced to study something for school then the odds were I probably didn't like it. Some of these books and movies might actually be fantastic.

In health class, we watched Super Size Me. It's kind of funny, because duh, eating McDonalds all the time is bad for you.

We watched Romeo + Juliet, the 1996 "modern" version. I remember finding the dialogue hard to follow but I enjoyed some of the imagery. I think I was around year 10. Around this time, we also read Macbeth. I have no memory of this though.

We read Deadly, Unna? and watched the movie about it, which goes by the title Australian Rules. I don't remember much about it, except that it’s about AFL (Australian football) and Aboriginal people are in it and relevant to the story.

I read Year of Wonders: A Novel of the Plague, by Geraldine Brooks when I was in year 12. I remember feeling it was so incredibly boring and bleak, and I hated it. I remember a lot of people in the book died, and around the middle of the book, the main character hooked up with someone else... meanwhile everyone was busy dying of the plague. That was super weird to 17 year old me.

In media class, we covered Slumdog Millionaire. My attention span wasn't great, so at the time, I found it hard to follow. I noticed the other kids in my class were super into it, so I knew it must have been a great movie. I ended up watching it again a few years ago and enjoyed it.

We had a young but intense science teacher, who showed us a documentary about a body farm. It was extremely graphic and shocking stuff to see at that age. I remember seeing a bloated body that had turned yellow, and he reminded me of Homer Simpson, which I found disturbing. Years later I found it on YouTube, but it seems to be wiped from the platform and replaced with similar documentaries.

As an honourary mention, in primary school, we watched a lot of The Land Before Time! I remember how exciting it was when the lights were dimmed, and they rolled in a TV.